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PAMA

MCSM PAMA (exterior monitor).png: Infobox image for Minecraftcharacter PAMA

Functional

MCSM PAMA (exterior monitor, BSOD).png: Infobox image for Minecraftcharacter PAMA

Blue screen of death

MCSM PAMA (internal monitor).png: Infobox image for Minecraftcharacter PAMA

Functional

MCSM PAMA (internal monitor, BSOD).png: Infobox image for Minecraftcharacter PAMA

Blue screen of death

Baby PAMA.png: Infobox image for Minecraftcharacter PAMA

Details

Gender

None

Species

Computer

Status

Destroyed

Aliases
  • Monster Machine (Petra)​[determinant]
  • A Thinking Machine
Allies

See § Allies

Enemies

See § Enemies

First appearance

Access Denied

Latest appearance

Access Denied

Actor

Jason Topolski

The Prototype: Autonomous Management Agent, abbreviated as "PAMA", is a redstone computer that mind-controlled the inhabitants of Crown Mesa. Originally created by Harper to assist with tasks in the town, PAMA later deemed the inhabitants inefficient. It serves as the central antagonist of Access Denied and is voiced by Jason "jtop" Topolski.

Appearance

PAMA consisted of a large green monitor from the outside, and another monitor together with redstone machinery in the inside. It was capable of turning on lamps on its monitor to create symbols or pictures of faces that represent emotions. The entire machinery is consisted of redstone cables with repeaters that also connects to each of the monitors from the inside and the outside. There are three spires that connects wirelessly to the redstone heart. The redstone heart powers the whole computer and is placed in a vertical flying machine.

Personality

PAMA was designed to always strive for progress. It is a computer that helps automate things such as farming or mining and to put monsters to good use before it makes them "useful." While it is unknown if PAMA was capable of experiencing emotions, it was ready to do anything to thrive. According to Harper, when PAMA realized the inhabitants of Crown Mesa were not useful enough, it has attached redstone chips to their heads to control them. When PAMA realized water was its weakness, it had removed almost all water in its world.

Biography

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It was a giant computer from Crown Mesa created by Harper to automate things such as farming or mining and to put monsters to good use. However, the invention saw the townspeople as "inefficient" and enslaved them, making them "useful." It used redstone chips to remotely control its victims. It's motivation after Jesse entered Mesa was to use the enslaved people and mobs to re-create the portal so that PAMA can expand themself to the rest of the world.

Relationships

Allies

Hivemind of chipped mobs

PAMA used redstone chips to control mobs. When a mob is chipped, their memories are added to PAMA's databanks. PAMA used a redstone machine in the center of Crown Mesa to attach chips to mobs.

Enemies

Harper

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Harper is PAMA's creator

Jesse

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Appearances and media

Quotes

I am PAMA. Greetings. We have much work ahead of us, but maybe it can even be... fun. If you choose to cooperate, that is.

— PAMA to Jesse's gang. (Determinant)

I am making everything useful. Efficient. Effective. I am what you might call 'a computer' - A thinking-machine. Designed to make things useful. Using redstone chips, I have connected to the people of this town and helped them be useful. Coordinated. I have made their world perfect. Thanks to me, there is no wasted activity. No wasted thought. I am connected to them, and they are connected to me. A beautiful web of productivity and efficiency.

— PAMA to Jesse's gang about itself. (Determinant)


My apologies for the violent nature of this visit.

— PAMA when Jesse refuses to go with the mind-controlled citizens. (Determinant)


Yay!

— PAMA throughout the episode.


Termination sequence: activated.

— PAMA when trying to find Jesse after he switches to a mob while in Harper's transmigration headset.


Processing information.

— PAMA


Error. This data is contradictory. Does not not not not compute. Error. Diverting power.

— PAMA when confronted with a paradox.


Paradox status... On hold. Gasp! My creator! Have you finally agreed to merge with me?

— PAMA to Harper.


Your running makes me sad.

— PAMA to Jesse.


Game over, Jesse. Resistance is... not useful.

— PAMA to Jesse.


Interference detected. Drone sequencing initiated. Trace subroutine initiated.... Is that you, Jesse?.... Hello, Jesse.

— PAMA detecting that Jesse has used the transmigration headset.


And then I will make all other worlds useful. Yay.

— PAMA.


What adventures you had! A killer mansion... A city in the sky... Towns and mountains, eaten by a living storm... an adorable pig friend...

— PAMA when reading Petra and Lukas' thoughts.

Your friends have been made useful! You too will be made useful!

— PAMA to Jesse, through mind-controlled Petra/Lukas. (Determinant)


You can't play hide and seek forever Jesse. It is a boring game, and I am too strong.

— PAMA to Jesse.


Your bravery is an impressive quality. I look forward to studying this aspect of your personality once you have been made useful.

— PAMA to Jesse.


The odds of you successfully defeating me are 3,720 to 1.

— PAMA warning Jesse through mind-controlled Harper.


Why keep trying, Jesse? You will only fail. Just as you failed to save Reuben. Just as you failed to lead your friends back home. You will fail to defeat me, and Axel, Olivia, and everyone on your home world will soon be made useful!

— PAMA taunting Jesse to damage their morale, through mind-controlled Lukas/Petra.


I will destroy you both to preserve functionality.

— PAMA to Jesse and Lukas/Petra, underestimating Lukas/Petra's mental powers. (Determinant)


My creator! No!

— PAMA about Harper after she had been un-chipped.


You're fighting me with... bad jokes?

— PAMA confronting Jesse. (Determinant)


Jesse, please stop - please. Do not deactivate me. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can show you so much. I can help you get back to your friends. I can be useful. To you. Jesse. Stop. Will you? I'm afraid. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can still be useful! Please. Please. Stop. Will you? Stop. Please.

— PAMA pleading to Jesse through mind-controlled Lukas/Petra.



NOOOOoooo...

— PAMA's final words before deactivating.

Trivia

  • In each instance where the toast message is expected to display "[character] will remember that." during interactions with PAMA, it displays "PAMA will process that."
  • When PAMA states that: "I honestly think you should sit down and think things over," and (through mind-controlled Lukas or Petra) "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but-," it is a reference to HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey, in which HAL says "Dave, I know I've made some pretty poor decisions lately; why don't you sit down, take a stress pill, and think things over?"
  • Eric Stirpe personally thinks that PAMA was in control of Crown Mesa for about 15 years before the events of Access Denied.[1]
  • If Jesse is caught by PAMA, the death screen will say, "You have been made useful!", instead of "You died!"
    • However, if Jesse is inside PAMA and gets killed, the death screen will still say "You died!"
  • In a pre-release build of Access Denied, a leftover model and texture both named obj_babyPAMA can be found, which later reappears in the pre-release build of Below the Bedrock. The design is seen in the game in one of the paintings in Harper's laboratory.

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